I was lost and alone, not knowing how to get home. A red Boa Constrictor approached me with a wide smile and showed me the direction to get home, so off I went.
I arrived home to find the snake was there waiting for me... to eat me!!
I wrestled the Boa into the dog food bin as it smiled at me, the Boa kept pushing the lid off the bin, no matter how hard I pushed down it would somehow manage to loosen the tight lid. I pushed down as hard as I could and ran to get a cloth to tie around the bin.
Now enclosed in the bin it managed to again loosen the lid so I threw the nin with the Boa inside out the window of the flat (it was high up so I would assume it was a 5th floor flat).
Two rats approached the now open bin and the Boa attacked the Rats and tried to eat one of them further suggesting that the Boa was hungry and I was its prey.
After a short struggle the rat that wasn't being consumed managed to bite the Boa on the back of the neck and as I heard the crack of what I can only assume as the neck of a snake (I know, I know... does a snake have a neck? or is a snake just in fact a neck??) the snake went limp, the rat had killed the Boa.
The second rat then managed to wriggle free from the Boas mouth and throat the two rats, one unhurt and the other with half of its fur missing walked off.